"So.. how was formal?"
- A curling wand burnt your neck. Three times.
- You had to do your eye makeup twice because your eyeliner wasn't symmetrical.
- You tried on at least two dresses before deciding what to wear.
- Then you spent 10 minutes deciding on what pair of heels to wear.
- You took about 100 pictures; laughing candids, sorority squats, greek fam pics, date pictures, etc.
- You barely made it to the bus on time because you had to stop and get Jimmy Johns for the road.
- Once you got on the bus, you realized that you had to hold your pee for a solid hour.
- After arriving, you were reminded of how young you are when everyone 21+ went to the cash bar.
- Like, OKAY YEAH, you don't need to remind me of how old and cool you all are.
- A country song came on and you and your date had no idea how to dance to it.
- So you both went to eat some snacks instead.
- You may or may not have grabbed an extra water bottle and a handful of chips for the bus ride home later.
- You take more pictures with the back-drop that's at the venue.
- Everyone's finally getting tired so you get back onto the bus for the hour ride home.
- You spend the entire bus ride home on Instagram and ordering yourself a pizza for when you get home.
- Your date asks if you want to hang out later, but you decide that you'd rather go out with your sisters.
- You survived formal.